Another Novel Idea

It’s been said that everyone has one great novel inside them.  Being contrary by nature, I do not.  I do however have several titles of novels and other books inside me.

She’s Got Away With Words
“A collection of Dear John letters from men around the world”

An Inconvenient Tooth
“Wisdom teeth and other areas of the body which God could have worked a little harder on”

And the Rest, is Mystery
“A scientific study of the discovery and evolution of narcolepsy”

Chicken Soup for the Seoul
“A biography recounting a group of missionaries and their attempts to bring food and religion to the impoverished in South Korea”

Do Bees Even Have Knees?
“Common turns of phrase that probably made your childhood more difficult than it had to be”

It’s All His Fault
“A reference guide to assist in blaming every single bad thing that happens in your life on either George W. Bush or Barack Obama”

It’s All His Fault
“Real estate complications in the San Andreas area”

Graceful Exits
“Knowing when to end blog a post before annoying your readers.”

– J

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6 Responses to “Another Novel Idea”

  1. Popgun Says:

    Maybe I should read that last one….

    -Popgun

  2. TexanNewYorker Says:

    To the post: HA! To Popgun’s comment: HA HA!

  3. Aaron Blakeley Says:

    have you considered stand up comedy. I would suggest that you try it.

  4. ginarere1 Says:

    Hey J, this is your Texan Moma’s Texan Neighbor. Can you guess who I am by my user ID? Looking forward to seeing you in a couple of weeks.

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