Posts Tagged ‘puns’

Another Novel Idea

December 7, 2010

It’s been said that everyone has one great novel inside them.  Being contrary by nature, I do not.  I do however have several titles of novels and other books inside me.

She’s Got Away With Words
“A collection of Dear John letters from men around the world”

An Inconvenient Tooth
“Wisdom teeth and other areas of the body which God could have worked a little harder on”

And the Rest, is Mystery
“A scientific study of the discovery and evolution of narcolepsy”

Chicken Soup for the Seoul
“A biography recounting a group of missionaries and their attempts to bring food and religion to the impoverished in South Korea”

Do Bees Even Have Knees?
“Common turns of phrase that probably made your childhood more difficult than it had to be”

It’s All His Fault
“A reference guide to assist in blaming every single bad thing that happens in your life on either George W. Bush or Barack Obama”

It’s All His Fault
“Real estate complications in the San Andreas area”

Graceful Exits
“Knowing when to end blog a post before annoying your readers.”

– J

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Closing Thoughts

November 28, 2010

I leave you tonight with this question:

If you walk until your legs hurt, have you overschlepped?

Goodnight, Internet.

– J

WARNING!

November 10, 2010

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

I’ll Name Her Photoshop

September 24, 2010

And God looked down and saw that J needed to be amused on a Friday morning.  And it was so.  Ladies and Gentlemen, the Zedonk.

She’s wearing striped genes.

– J

So Bad It’s Good

December 28, 2009

Sometimes I come across stuff on the internet and get jealous that I didn’t come up with it myself.  Comixed.com is a regular cause of such jealousy.  Had to share this one.

– J

Yes, I Went There (Again).

November 11, 2009

If you need to rest after a long morning…

There’s a nap for that.

Sorry guys, but I had to pass this one along.  Thanks Texan New Yorker!!

– J

Yes, I went there.

August 9, 2009

If you want to eat a small portion of food before your entre…

There’s an app for that.