They say: “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”
J says: “Ignorance is in the eye of the bee holder.”
They say: “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.”
J says: “A bush in the hand is less likely to poop on you.”
They say: “The early bird gets the worm.”
J says: “Yes, but the late rising worm lives.”
They say: “Killed two birds with one stone.”
J says: “There are too many sayings about birds.”
They say: “A penny saved is a penny earned.”
J says: “In that case, paying a penny for thoughts is a poor financial decision.”
They say: “Good things come to those who wait.”
J says: “The people I owe money to beg to differ.”
They say: “The Lord works in mysterious ways.”
J says: “My broken bathroom scale also works in mysterious weighs.”
They say: “Come on, J. You can do better than that.”
J says: “I thought it was pretty good, actually.”
They say: “You thought wrong.”
J says: “Build a bridge and get over it.”
They say: “Oh, now you’re using sayings?”
J says: “See how frustrating that is?!”
They say: “No really. Put us out of our misery.”
J says: “What do you have against Missouri?”
They leave.
– J (wins)